7/25/15 1:23 AM

My brain is struggling.
Thought I’d write out a blog post list of “Ten things I know to be true.”
There is only one item:
“Cupcakes are transformative.”
That’s all. The only thing I know to be true.

Even for lactose intolerant people?
Also, people on diets.
Also, Ramadan.
See, the one thing I know to be true
is that nothing is consistently true.